tetses 

meaning to suck

tetses klir es boze texa
(suck my dick)

tetses by mgj April 1, 2004

teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

Testesatchel 

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.

My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.

Testesatchel by BS&MS February 6, 2008

Titsesh 

Titsesh, n.

A titsesh is a recreational activity in which people without tits have a "sesh," or a social gathering, with people who are contrastingly endowed with tits.

"Hey, Jeff, are you planning on hanging out with just us guys this Friday?"

"Na, man - I'm gonna go out for a titsesh."

Titsesh by chlojk March 10, 2018

Testes Satchel 

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

teasesome 

A situation where one person suggests a menage a trois to another only to back out before adding the promised third member.

"So, that threeway you were talking about last week? Who did you have in mind?"

"Oh, sorry. The window closed for that."

"So, there was never a threesome at all. It was just a teasesome."

teasesome by dictionary dan the wording man April 18, 2010