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Titser means that the teacher has a nice rack. It is derived from the word Teacher. A teacher is to teach, as a titser is to tits. A titser uses her boobies to get the attention of the students, but the students are really paying attention to somewhere else (particularly the titser's tits).

Did you see the new titser in our math class? She is so hot!
titser by mike0913 April 2, 2008
A woman whose tits are very large and does not wear a bra so they jiggle and bounce for everyone to see. Also u can see her nipples.
Look at that woman, her tits are huge! And delicious!

Yeah dude, she's a titser.
Titser by Skello194 July 16, 2013
Related Words

Titsprung 

adverb: When a man's shirt has been stretched out in the chest area by a woman wearing it.
Bill stood there appreciating his hot girlfriend's sexy double-d rack . . . until he put on his favorite t-shirt and noticed she'd worn it in the night and it was titsprung.
Titsprung by Bob Hutchins April 9, 2009

Tittercated 

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.
Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

titstracted 

When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.
I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.
titstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

Tittertime 

Being inappropriately early for any occasion.
The party started at 7:00 but I arrived on Tittertime at 6:55 surprising the behind-schedule hosts.
Tittertime by Lizziechef June 5, 2015
"A person who is solely sexually attracted to breasts. To the point where they dislike and/or do not want traditional sex in favor of doing sexual acts focused on breasts"
"Hey, do you find the tits on most websites disappointing? They barley do anything with them."
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"
Titsexual by PaizuriPrince June 17, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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