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Titestry
The minestry which governs tits.
Titsexual
"A person who is solely sexually attracted to breasts. To the point where they dislike and/or do not want traditional sex in favor of doing sexual acts focused on breasts"
"Hey, do you find the tits on most websites disappointing? They barley do anything with them."
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"
Titsexual by PaizuriPrince June 17, 2021
Trophy Shelf Tities
The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.
Trophy Shelf Tities by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010
no titles
A partner that you are sexually active with but is not considered your boyfriend / girlfriend. This role allows you to freely talk to other potential candidates, while this individual satisfies your immediate needs. This zone is usually kept a secrete. Sidenigga piece of meast
Definition 2. You want no ties, no relevance with an individual.
Definition 2. You want no ties, no relevance with an individual.
Matt Barnes manifested his desire for Rihanna, but she advised she doesn't want no titles.
I think your a cool person and we have fun together at night but I don't want no titles.
I think your a cool person and we have fun together at night but I don't want no titles.
no titles by Boojie Brown October 20, 2015
Etch-a-Tities
Using a lady friends tits as a the knobs on an Etch-a-Sketch to create beautiful works of art. She holds a pencil and draws according to the turns.
Etch-a-Tities by DoubleAnonymous August 22, 2010
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026