traveltoo

To get a tattoo while traveling. A tattoo out of the state you live in.

I'm going to Colorado in March and i'm going to get a traveltoo.

traveltoo by OpieTaylor January 17, 2011

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

travelon

an involuntary erection induced by the vibrations created by various forms of transport

driving up the M1 motorway I was aware that I was developing a travelon

travelon by negroponti July 2, 2009

Travelodge Dodge 

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.

person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge

Travelodge Dodge by vagster November 27, 2011

Travelocity 

The speed at which your bowels will evacuate your body after having travel constipation and returning home to your porcelain throne

I dropped the kids off at the pool with such intense travelocity that it propelled me off the toilet.

Travelocity by RoboSquirrel May 28, 2019

Travelbooty 

This is a booty that has traveled all day and needs to be washed.

Funky butt needs to be cleaned.

You have been traveling all day and have travelbooty. You are in need of a shower.

Travelbooty by Ford6969 July 28, 2018

Travelhotcity 

When someone who is a 5 on a normal day is a 8 because you are traveling alone.

"I saw this girl on the plane. She must have been a model or something!"

"Nah man, that's just travelhotcity."

Travelhotcity by Dillan Dilldrup June 2, 2017