Janky prankster

An individual or individuals who think they are good at pranking but in actuality, are not.

These janky pranksters tried tripping me on my way to work. Didn't work, i saw it coming.

by OpieTaylor July 07, 2011

sexcess kit

The purchase of beer, condoms, and cigarettes in anticipation of a fun night.

Bro, i'm ready for tonight. I showered, put on a clean pair of pants and got my sexcess kit. Party time.

by OpieTaylor July 23, 2011

Dirty Thirds

The person who gets action after the sloppy second.

You did?! So did Joey Yanks and Jay 420! You got dirty thirds!

by OpieTaylor July 07, 2011

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 01, 2011

penny poop

When your poop smells metallic the morning after a long night of drinking.

Bro, i drank a 30 rack and i had a penny poop this morning.

by OpieTaylor February 27, 2011

come hither

the act of sticking your index finger up a female/male's bottom and bending your finger in the motion of calling somebody over.

Bro, i hooked up with this skank last night and i gave her the ol' come hither.

by OpieTaylor February 27, 2011

traveltoo

To get a tattoo while traveling. A tattoo out of the state you live in.

I'm going to Colorado in March and i'm going to get a traveltoo.

by OpieTaylor January 16, 2011