OpieTaylor's definitions

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.

Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.

by OpieTaylor November 2, 2011

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

bread crumbs

Small, dried up pieces of poop left behind on toilet seats, underwear, carpets, etc.

Bro, i did your laundry the other day and found bread crumbs in your underwear. Clean it up dude.

by OpieTaylor September 16, 2011

sexcess kit

The purchase of beer, condoms, and cigarettes in anticipation of a fun night.

Bro, i'm ready for tonight. I showered, put on a clean pair of pants and got my sexcess kit. Party time.

by OpieTaylor July 24, 2011

Dirty Thirds

The person who gets action after the sloppy second.

You did?! So did Joey Yanks and Jay 420! You got dirty thirds!

by OpieTaylor July 8, 2011

Janky prankster

An individual or individuals who think they are good at pranking but in actuality, are not.

These janky pranksters tried tripping me on my way to work. Didn't work, i saw it coming.

by OpieTaylor July 8, 2011

Copsicle

A cop on a bike.

Dude, bro, watch out. Copsicle on your right.

by OpieTaylor July 6, 2011