OpieTaylor's definitions

sexcess kit

The purchase of beer, condoms, and cigarettes in anticipation of a fun night.

Bro, i'm ready for tonight. I showered, put on a clean pair of pants and got my sexcess kit. Party time.

by OpieTaylor July 24, 2011

penny poop

When your poop smells metallic the morning after a long night of drinking.

Bro, i drank a 30 rack and i had a penny poop this morning.

by OpieTaylor March 14, 2011

traveltoo

To get a tattoo while traveling. A tattoo out of the state you live in.

I'm going to Colorado in March and i'm going to get a traveltoo.

by OpieTaylor January 17, 2011

Booze-boo

Injuries obtained during full on party time. A party "boo-boo"

Bro, I broke my arm last night at that party. It was my only booze-boo though so it was a good night!

by OpieTaylor July 6, 2011

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

cushingu

The word inserted with auto-correct when attempting to write "alright".

cushingu

by OpieTaylor March 26, 2011

Janky prankster

An individual or individuals who think they are good at pranking but in actuality, are not.

These janky pranksters tried tripping me on my way to work. Didn't work, i saw it coming.

by OpieTaylor July 8, 2011