dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 01, 2011

sexcess kit

The purchase of beer, condoms, and cigarettes in anticipation of a fun night.

Bro, i'm ready for tonight. I showered, put on a clean pair of pants and got my sexcess kit. Party time.

by OpieTaylor July 24, 2011

traveltoo

To get a tattoo while traveling. A tattoo out of the state you live in.

I'm going to Colorado in March and i'm going to get a traveltoo.

by OpieTaylor January 17, 2011

Booze-boo

Injuries obtained during full on party time. A party "boo-boo"

Bro, I broke my arm last night at that party. It was my only booze-boo though so it was a good night!

by OpieTaylor July 06, 2011

Janky prankster

An individual or individuals who think they are good at pranking but in actuality, are not.

These janky pranksters tried tripping me on my way to work. Didn't work, i saw it coming.

by OpieTaylor July 08, 2011

gas leak

When 10 or more farts are released within a 30 minute time period.

Bro, i've been farting all night long, total gas leak.

by OpieTaylor February 24, 2011

come hither

the act of sticking your index finger up a female/male's bottom and bending your finger in the motion of calling somebody over.

Bro, i hooked up with this skank last night and i gave her the ol' come hither.

by OpieTaylor March 14, 2011