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penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

traveling by back

a girl who travels to vacation spots, with out having a place to stay for the night and so she hooks up with a guy or girl so she has a place to sleep for the night. its also named the kate.
kate went to the vineyard this weekend with out a place to stay and she stayed the whole weekend so it sounds like she is traveling by back
traveling by back by johndow0044 January 31, 2012

Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants 

When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you

ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.

Travelingus 

Performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. It is the female equivalent to road head.
She had trouble staying in her lane because I was giving her such good travelingus.
Travelingus by gabrielhudson July 26, 2010

astro traveling

Means to go get high. Used by popular underground hip-hop artist madlib (aka Quasimoto)
"...and we commence to astro traveling"

Travelodge Dodge 

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.
person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge
Travelodge Dodge by vagster November 27, 2011