Travelodge 

British Hotel Chain of Cheap rooms where people from tinder or snapchat meet up for a cheeky shag at 1am.

Sheets are not cleaned between stays, usually a good place to catch a STD. Place where many kids are made....

Isn't that how Mia was conceived in a Travelodge?

Travelodge by shitebag3392 February 3, 2018

Travelodge 

A low-budget motel with many businesses around the United States. Quality will fluctuate wildly depending on where you are. Arizona has some of the shittiest Travelodges in the country, while Texas and California have bearable ones. Expect broken lamps, broken air conditioning, dirty bathrooms, absolutely shit wi-fi (even worse than most motel wi-fi).

Sleepless nights, unhappy staff, terrible mascot, and terrible breakfast service.

"Hey, are you going to stay at a Travelodge tonight?"
"Fuck that. I'd rather sleep in my truck."

Travelodge by Traveling January 17, 2012

Travelodge Dodge 

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.

person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge

Travelodge Dodge by vagster November 27, 2011

A lonely wank in a Travelodge 

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

A lonely wank in a Travelodge by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

Travelangelist 

A person who is always talking about all the places they've been, and how you have to go when you get the chance.

"I'm going to Europe this summer and Lisa gave me this big spiel about all these places I need to visit. She's such a travelangelist."

Travelangelist by Rob Schwartz Jr. December 20, 2008

traveloner 

Someone who travels alone. Unsociable backpackers.

I saw a guy walking alone yesterday. I thought he was a traveloner but apparently he lives here.
I have no space in my car for you, I'm sorry, I guess I'm just a bit of a traveloner.
What are you going to do after school? I'm going to be a travelloner for a year.
'OMG why is that guy so unsociable! I thought people came travelling to get to meet new people and explore new places... he's such a traveloner!'

traveloner by C1GRAMVOC!;) July 24, 2018