Travelcock

The excitement that occurs upon a journey and turns your cock hard as a rock.

Daniel: Bro, are you excited for this road trip or what?!

Jacob: Dude, i've got the craziest travelcock!

Daniel: Steaksauce!

by Jam Jam Ziegler January 13, 2009

Travel cock

An unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.

Guy 1: 'Dude, why you sat like that?'

Guy 2: 'Travel cock again'

Guy 1: 'Ah man, I had that ten minutes ago too'

by shmurnt August 8, 2009

Travelocity

The speed at which your bowels will evacuate your body after having travel constipation and returning home to your porcelain throne

I dropped the kids off at the pool with such intense travelocity that it propelled me off the toilet.

by RoboSquirrel May 28, 2019

travelbok

v. to spend more time en route to a poker tournament than actually playing in that tournament. Named for poker celebrity, and occasional poker player, Joe Sebok and his January 2010 performance in the Bahamas. Coined by Joe Stapleton.

Four hour flight and a four hour layover just to bust an hour in! Travelboked again.

by essay84 January 9, 2010

Travelcotch

This phrase is used by many g's when referring to a travellodge hotel. The play on words originates from the cheapness associated with said hotels, which can be likened to the poor conditions of degenerated 'ghetto' areas.

Ronald:"Oi I dun noo about u but mans is jamming at the Mariott after tonight init, bare luxuries. Where you at fam?"

Jerome: "Youre a cheif, im sticking to my roots and staying at the travelcotch, dont be a waste."

Ronald: "Atleast i got chicken" *kmt*

by Paul1990 July 7, 2010