Travelocity

The speed at which your bowels will evacuate your body after having travel constipation and returning home to your porcelain throne

I dropped the kids off at the pool with such intense travelocity that it propelled me off the toilet.

by RoboSquirrel May 28, 2019

Travelhotcity

When someone who is a 5 on a normal day is a 8 because you are traveling alone.

"I saw this girl on the plane. She must have been a model or something!"

"Nah man, that's just travelhotcity."

by Dillan Dilldrup June 2, 2017