transmutation
I used transmutation to get a baseball bat from a tree and bet a traveller with it . Little pikey Bastard had it comin
transmutation by spill October 13, 2013
Words you can keep
human transmutation
Human Transmutation is the ultimate taboo, either resulting in almost non human monster or creature, which eventually becomes a Homunculus.
It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.
It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.
human transmutation by catburn November 26, 2013
catastrophic sexual transmutation
When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs
Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
catastrophic sexual transmutation by heroditus August 25, 2006
Aural Transmutation
The psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. Disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.
Guy: This song sucks...I'm suffering from a case of aural transmutation!
Girl: What's that?
Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.
Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"
Girl: What's that?
Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.
Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"
Aural Transmutation by Actraiser81 June 5, 2011
vagina transmutation
The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.
vagina transmutation by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 13, 2003
transpuntation
The act where one tries to tell a pun or joke in another language but it turns out to be totally lame, since the point gets lost in translation.
Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.
Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.
Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.
Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.
Maarit from Finland decides to pull a transpuntation: 'My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him. I asked "Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina, mate?" "No" he replied, "It's Fisu - I'm working tomorrow.'
Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*
Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*
transpuntation by minase8888 December 14, 2010
transmutilation
Transmutilationism or Transmutilation is a theory which can be applied both in the areas of social or physical science. In physical science, Transmutilationism refers to a process whereby a matter has undergone a prodigious and fundamental change and transformation in its natural composition and characteristics. Whereby all its natural attributes have been mutilated and in result rendered no longer recognizable or relevant with its original natural state or form. In a social context Transmutilationism refers to mans deviation from the ethically natural and primary state or path of essentialism, to the unnatural and less significant path of material incedintalism.
Transmutilation is when liquid has been transformed in to solid or solid in to liquid.
Transmutilationism is when man has diverted from his natural path of seeking essential necessities in life such as food, shelter etc. and has in its stead embarked upon a path of excessive materialism.
Transmutilationism is when man has diverted from his natural path of seeking essential necessities in life such as food, shelter etc. and has in its stead embarked upon a path of excessive materialism.
transmutilation by Baron Neville July 7, 2016
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026