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transmutilation 

Transmutilationism or Transmutilation is a theory which can be applied both in the areas of social or physical science. In physical science, Transmutilationism refers to a process whereby a matter has undergone a prodigious and fundamental change and transformation in its natural composition and characteristics. Whereby all its natural attributes have been mutilated and in result rendered no longer recognizable or relevant with its original natural state or form. In a social context Transmutilationism refers to mans deviation from the ethically natural and primary state or path of essentialism, to the unnatural and less significant path of material incedintalism.
Transmutilation is when liquid has been transformed in to solid or solid in to liquid.

Transmutilationism is when man has diverted from his natural path of seeking essential necessities in life such as food, shelter etc. and has in its stead embarked upon a path of excessive materialism.
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transmutation 

To use the laws of equivalent exchange to deconstruct and reconstruct objects .
I used transmutation to get a baseball bat from a tree and bet a traveller with it . Little pikey Bastard had it comin
transmutation by spill October 13, 2013

human transmutation 

Human Transmutation is the ultimate taboo, either resulting in almost non human monster or creature, which eventually becomes a Homunculus.

It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.
Human transmutation is the ultimate taboo, playing god with someone's soul.
human transmutation by catburn November 26, 2013

catastrophic sexual transmutation 

When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs
Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!

wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!

Aural Transmutation 

The psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. Disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.
Guy: This song sucks...I'm suffering from a case of aural transmutation!

Girl: What's that?

Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.

Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"

vagina transmutation

ok, you have a vagina. and then one day, BAM! Herpes. thats how it happens.
The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.

transmutilations 

Mutilations by adult transsexuals done to their own body, by their own volition, with the help of a surgeon. Also mutilations done to children who don't know any better, without parental consent, via teachers' behavioral influence.
Hey, did you hear that you can get your balls chopped off, without telling your parents?
No man, no way, that's one of those "transmutilations"!!
transmutilations by vtology June 5, 2023