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transmutation 

To use the laws of equivalent exchange to deconstruct and reconstruct objects .
I used transmutation to get a baseball bat from a tree and bet a traveller with it . Little pikey Bastard had it comin
transmutation by spill October 13, 2013

human transmutation 

Human Transmutation is the ultimate taboo, either resulting in almost non human monster or creature, which eventually becomes a Homunculus.

It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.
Human transmutation is the ultimate taboo, playing god with someone's soul.
human transmutation by catburn November 26, 2013

transturbation 

Person #1 : Does that bum have his hand down his pants while staring at me?
Person #2 : Haha classic, transturbation on the city bus.
transturbation by Magnen July 20, 2010

catastrophic sexual transmutation 

When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs
Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!

wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!

Aural Transmutation 

The psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. Disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.
Guy: This song sucks...I'm suffering from a case of aural transmutation!

Girl: What's that?

Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.

Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"

Transpiration 

The process in which a water is lost in the form of water vapour from the surface of a plant into the air by evaporation.
Transpiration helps to cool off a plant as heat is removed during the process.
Transpiration by smallsciencefacts February 4, 2018