Transmethation 

The act of becoming the meth version of your former sober-self. Includes taking frantic Lyft rides to motels to get your fix and drinking at gas stations to sequester and ascertain drugs.

Wow, it’s only 7pm and he’s begun the Transmethation process already? Gonna be a long night”

Transmethation by Bubthebigdog December 30, 2024

transmutation 

To use the laws of equivalent exchange to deconstruct and reconstruct objects .

I used transmutation to get a baseball bat from a tree and bet a traveller with it . Little pikey Bastard had it comin

transmutation by spill October 13, 2013

human transmutation 

Human Transmutation is the ultimate taboo, either resulting in almost non human monster or creature, which eventually becomes a Homunculus.

It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.

Human transmutation is the ultimate taboo, playing god with someone's soul.

human transmutation by catburn November 26, 2013

catastrophic sexual transmutation 

When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs

Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!

wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!

catastrophic sexual transmutation by heroditus August 25, 2006

Aural Transmutation 

The psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. Disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.

Guy: This song sucks...I'm suffering from a case of aural transmutation!

Girl: What's that?

Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.

Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"

Aural Transmutation by Actraiser81 June 5, 2011

vagina transmutation

ok, you have a vagina. and then one day, BAM! Herpes. thats how it happens.

The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.

vagina transmutation by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 13, 2003