heroditus's definitions

catastrophic sexual transmutation

When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs

Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!

wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!

by heroditus August 25, 2006

pat pong

a show in thailand where women use their vaginas in unexpected ways:
1)pop out ping pong balls
2)smoke ciggarettes
3)shoot balloons attatched to the roof with a dart gun inserted into the vagina
4)drink a bottle of coke
and many other interesting/ horrifying things

leslie: holy shit!! what did she just do??
taylor: well leslie, to speak in a full sentence, thats pat pong for you.

by heroditus August 24, 2006

meh

1: a verbal shrug

2:a general noise of dismissal, mild dissent

sounds like 'bed' but with an 'm' and 'h'
syn: muh

1: josh: hey leslie, what are we doing tonight?
leslie: meh....
josh: fine then.

2: archaeologist guy: that grass is looking a bit crappy.
leslie: meh, its alright.

by heroditus August 21, 2006