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transpuntation

The act where one tries to tell a pun or joke in another language but it turns out to be totally lame, since the point gets lost in translation.

Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.

Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.
Maarit from Finland decides to pull a transpuntation: 'My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him. I asked "Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina, mate?" "No" he replied, "It's Fisu - I'm working tomorrow.'

Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*
by minase8888 December 14, 2010
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Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
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chariot transportation

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.
"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation
by chariotthreebff September 29, 2011
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Immaculate Transportation

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.
I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!
by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014
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transmutation

To use the laws of equivalent exchange to deconstruct and reconstruct objects .
I used transmutation to get a baseball bat from a tree and bet a traveller with it . Little pikey Bastard had it comin
by spill October 13, 2013
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human transmutation

Human Transmutation is the ultimate taboo, either resulting in almost non human monster or creature, which eventually becomes a Homunculus.

It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.
Human transmutation is the ultimate taboo, playing god with someone's soul.
by catburn November 26, 2013
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Transpootation

The act of leaving the stall you just took a dump in to find a stall that actually contains toilet paper. Usually involves shuffling with pants around your ankles and sneaky looks around corners to make sure no one is watching you.
Dave, tell your mom I am really sorry. I transpooted to every bathroom in the house without any luck, so I wiped my arse on your bedroom curtains...
by Mark Brooke March 23, 2005
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