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An angel with a small dick and awfully hideous balls. Also horny for Saldana P.S. a midget.
You are a towlu.
towlu by BananaVHGRx13 September 13, 2020
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Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months
Related Words
towlu Tolu tolulope towl Towler towlie Tolunay toluwalope Toluwani toluwanimi

toluwalase

Toluwalase is a Nigerian name of Yoruba origin meaning 'The Lord's command is supreme'. A sweetheart to behold, boy or girl. Has a good sense of humor, generous, pretty for a lady, handsome for a man.

Toluwalase is pretty intelligent also. Get a Toluwalase as a friend.
Toluwalase is my boyfriend/girlfriend
toluwalase by lashman1 February 3, 2020
'Tolu' is unisex, post colonial /modern Yoruba, (Nigeria) name, which means 'To God...' as it is often a short form of a longer name. For example 'Toluwalope' (To God be the Thanks), 'Toluwanimi'( I belong to God), 'Toluwalade' (The crown belongs to God) e.t.c.

Usually, people call Tolu are intelligent and goodlooking.
Hello! My name is Tolulope, but you can call me 'Tolu'
Tolu by Uloteop April 30, 2016

Toluwanimi 

A unisex name, Toluwanimi’s are usually extreme friendly people With good looks, most popular infact, very passionate about anything they want, infact sometimes they Think too much into things. Free spirited and hardworking in nature and let’s not forget they are very ambitious. Very funny, sweet and kind.
Get yourself a Toluwanimi and you’ll feel all the love
Toluwanimi by Shallom 12 February 1, 2020
A generell state of weariness, after exhausting activities like smokin' Weed or generell leack of sleep.

In reference to a Popular southpark Character.
"My mans spliffed' to many Woods, Now he's towlin'."

"This guy is lookin' towly, he need some sleep!"

"Yo he mad towlin'."
Towlin' by Drizzy n´Melo December 8, 2020

toluptuous vitties 

An alternative pronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.
Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.
toluptuous vitties by Aandy August 10, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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