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towlie by Michael Breese November 13, 2003
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Towlie
someone who upon entering the gym does gratoutus amounts of curls, does unnecesary workouts on squat racks, benches, olympic workout stations and constantly stares at himself in the mirror after every work out. These douche bags have the tendency to leave their toweles on machinery around the gym expecting that no one will use them even though they themeselves are doing other work outs
innocent bystander: begins to to set up the olympic station for some deadlifts
Towlie: "Hey man what are you doing? can't you see my towel was here? Did you move it!?"
Innocent bystander: "sorry bro ive only noticed that no ones been using the station for the past 5 minutes and i seen that you were doing arm curls"
Towlie: "So what if i am, im still using this station for my shoulder raises"
Innocent bystander: alright man i'll wait 'til you finish (who does shoulder raises at an olympic workout station meant for power cleans and dead lifts)"
Towlie: "Hey man what are you doing? can't you see my towel was here? Did you move it!?"
Innocent bystander: "sorry bro ive only noticed that no ones been using the station for the past 5 minutes and i seen that you were doing arm curls"
Towlie: "So what if i am, im still using this station for my shoulder raises"
Innocent bystander: alright man i'll wait 'til you finish (who does shoulder raises at an olympic workout station meant for power cleans and dead lifts)"
Towlie by odoylerulez November 7, 2010
Towlie McHeadscarf
A description/insult of someone from the middle-east. Towlie McHeadscarf describes the person by the headdress they wear.
1) "Did you see that Towlie waving an AK47 next to a picture of a dead relative?"
2) "Oh no, Towlies on the news again!"
2) "Oh no, Towlies on the news again!"
Towlie McHeadscarf by Troll November 29, 2004
Hunsberger Moist Towlette
You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months
Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019
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toalie by Iain mcewan December 5, 2007
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