towl

a toxic owl, AKA towl!

Mumei is sure being a towl today.

by toxic owl AKA towl August 24, 2022

towl

Tun-Ova-Wid-Laugh
This is a Jamaican Dialect term which in Standard English roughly means: Toppling-Over-With-Laughter.

It expresses extreme joy that usually has you "rolling on the floor".

I am so bruk, even mi email account bankrupt - towl.

by Sheby Morray November 22, 2010

Towl

Pronunciation:
\ˈtau̇l\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English towaille, from Anglo-French tuaille, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German dwahila towel; akin to Old High German dwahan to wash
Date:
13th century

: an absorbent reebs or reebs-like material.

Rebecca is such a towl.

by Fuzworth December 21, 2008

towl

a piece of absorbent cloth or paper used for wiping or drying, commonly mispelt as "towel".

please go and fetch that towl so i can dry myself.

by a very important professor February 18, 2003

towl head

A name for a terrorist, camel jockey, carpet pilot, or as some might say, a "sand nigga". Many arabs and muslums fall under the catigory of towl head because of the use of the head garmet called the turban.

a towl head is: bin laden, saadam, and anyone named ahmed or muhammed

by Schmuckey MCduckey February 10, 2006

Argentinian Yellow Towl

A Sexual Activity In Which You Soak A Piece Of Cloth In Piss And Tie It To Someone's Dick And Then Fucks Them In The Ass

Bro 1:Look Up Argentinian Yellow Towl
Bro 2: What The Fuck Is This

by Mr. Cuck February 5, 2023

Hunsberger Moist Towlette

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

by Boba fette February 2, 2019