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Used as explaining the size of ones large penis.
Marry. "oh wow, you must be towler"

Bill. "yea girl, im towlerd like a horse".
Towler by Stefano marko November 20, 2012
Words you can keep
A hero amongst men! An active ladies man who can charm his way into a mess simply to charm himself out.
Likely to deal with mortgages.
Frank: Have a good night last night?
Richard: Ohhhh yea, met this girl, her boyfriend went mad, he everntually gave up and joined in.
Frank: You're such a Towler.
Towler by Mr Good Kat March 15, 2011
A Pearson who will suck many dicks in there future
John: when I grow up I’m gonna suck so many dicks

Fred: your a towler
Towler by 123ques November 19, 2019

cailin towler 

cailin towler has saggy patato fanny plus tuna hanging out it
cailin towler by amy1642 September 19, 2019

Amy Towler 

Amy Towler is a very popular Self Shooter or Camwhore with communities such as 4chan, Reddit, etc. Amy Towler has their own Twitter account where pictures are posted regularly. If you look hard enough, you can find several nude photos of Amy Towler floating around the internet.

It has caused several meme phenomena, including a "One does not simply stop searching for Amy Towler nudes" (using the "One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor" photo).

When using the phrase "Amy Towler" as a descriptive term, it often refers to someone who is a whore, or someone who is craving massive amounts of attention.
"My best friend has over 100 pics of herself on her phone, what a Amy Towler."

"When Sally and I went to the club last night, she kept dancing in between this really hot guy and myself. She was acting like such an Amy Towler."
Amy Towler by pusiwillow September 12, 2013

Katie Towler 

A girl who resides in Hindley Green and feels like Justin Bieber is her one true love. Katie Towlers have lots of issues and fatuations with famous, and non-famous, people. Her winning trait is her on fleek eyebrows.
Person: Omg why is that Katie Towler so obsessed with Harry Styles?!

Friend to Katie Towler: Dude you're just jealous her eyebrows are on fleek and yours ain't! Don't hate her cuz you ain't her!
Katie Towler by Lancashire Laddos September 14, 2017

IKEA tower 

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return
I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation
IKEA tower by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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