tourt

"to text court" or "to court via text message"

Amy received a tourt from her friend, Daniel. He asked if she would be interested in catching a bite at the new Italian restaurant downtown.

by MM Al Dir November 7, 2015

Tortilla Chip Tits

Flat triangular saggy tits 🍕 🍕

You want some sour cream on those tortilla chip tits?

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

hurricane tortilla

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla"

by Oh_my_spagehteo January 9, 2018

A Torta

An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.

“The club was full of tortas tonight” or “Chris wifed up a torta”.

by Torta Hunter May 29, 2019

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Torton

A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.

I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.

by Thumpnization November 6, 2020

Guatemalan Tortilla

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

by 917534 January 18, 2019