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Turtise
"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO
Turtise by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008
Clit-Tortise
Clit-Tortise by Searchin4Sus January 24, 2020
tourtoisepenis
tourtoisepenis by Will Bozarth December 3, 2007
Tortise Von Snail
Tortise Von Snail by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005
Tourtism
When you're on tour with the boys and show autistic tendencies. A Tourtistic person would be sensitive to the fact that fellow Tourists' excessive noise levels might be effecting the enjoyment of the shared space for others around them.
A Tourtistic person essentially maintains common decency when others around them do not.
A Tourtistic person essentially maintains common decency when others around them do not.
His Tourtism meant that he found their drunken shouting too much for the quiet restaurant where others were trying to enjoy their evening.
Tourtism by HOGS Champ 2021 May 10, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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