tortas
No mires mis tortas.
tortas by Bleak Jackson August 2, 2007
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tortas
Overused shoes. Usually referring to worn out shoes OR the only shoes you've worn for months. You might use this when you're angry with someone for wearing the same shoes.
tortas by Whitexican July 18, 2016
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Tortasm • Crack Tortas • torta • torta smashing • Torta Stalker • TORTA SUPREME • Toetastic • torgasm • Torta pounder • Tortism
Crack Tortas
Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.
Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
Crack Tortas by mangophonker July 26, 2025
A Torta
An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.
A Torta by Torta Hunter May 29, 2019
Toetastic
Toetastic by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023
Ah yes, torta!
An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.
This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.
This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.
*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*
"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"
*awkward silence*
"You mean a torta?"
"Ah yes, torta!"
"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"
*awkward silence*
"You mean a torta?"
"Ah yes, torta!"
Ah yes, torta! by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009
Tartash
Alpha 1: Yo Alpha 2, what are you doing tonight?
Alpha 2: I'm going to tartash on this girl that I picked up yesterday.
Alpha 1: Make sure that you tartash on her face...
Alpha 2: I'm going to tartash on this girl that I picked up yesterday.
Alpha 1: Make sure that you tartash on her face...
Tartash by Your1GrandMa August 22, 2011
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