tortas

Las tortas: Funny slang for ass or butt; much less formal than "nalgas."

No mires mis tortas.

by Bleak Jackson August 2, 2007

tortas

Overused shoes. Usually referring to worn out shoes OR the only shoes you've worn for months. You might use this when you're angry with someone for wearing the same shoes.

"Oh my god, you only ever wear those tortas anymore!"

by Whitexican July 18, 2016

Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

A Torta

An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.

“The club was full of tortas tonight” or “Chris wifed up a torta”.

by Torta Hunter May 29, 2019

Toetastic

A word describing something that is equal to or exceeding the quality of a toe

It would be so Toetastic if you could cut your toenails before the event starts

by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023

Ah yes, torta!

An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.

This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.

*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*

"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"

*awkward silence*

"You mean a torta?"

"Ah yes, torta!"

by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009

Tartash

Tartash is the action of ejaculation, to fuck, to cum...

Alpha 1: Yo Alpha 2, what are you doing tonight?
Alpha 2: I'm going to tartash on this girl that I picked up yesterday.
Alpha 1: Make sure that you tartash on her face...

by Your1GrandMa August 22, 2011