Tourtits 

Manifests similar to Tourette’s Syndrome which causes involuntary body movements and vocal outbursts, Tourtits is more specifically manifest in men who try to make it seem like they are talking to a woman, but whose eyes continually shift back to her tits. Many men are not aware that they suffer from the condition until the woman being spoken to draws it to his attention.

“I’m sorry, you seem to be incapable of keeping your eyes off my chest. Perhaps you have a case of Tourtits”.

Tourtits by Princess Lou December 30, 2008

tourtise 

A rare and genital species of the cockatil family, usually aquired with the thurobread horse

I was hunting in the thick forest and I hunted down a rare species of the tourtise

tourtise by Stach April 3, 2003

Wahtillian the Tourtise 

The Greatest Hero to ever live!

Wahtillian is a sexy beast

Wahtillian the Tourtise by Ian May 21, 2003

Tourtism 

When you're on tour with the boys and show autistic tendencies. A Tourtistic person would be sensitive to the fact that fellow Tourists' excessive noise levels might be effecting the enjoyment of the shared space for others around them.
A Tourtistic person essentially maintains common decency when others around them do not.

His Tourtism meant that he found their drunken shouting too much for the quiet restaurant where others were trying to enjoy their evening.

Tourtism by HOGS Champ 2021 May 10, 2022