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A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.
After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.
torton by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004

Toronto Mans 

A male from age 20 to 40 typifying the urban Drake wannabe. The Toronto Mans wears Canada Goose knockoff parkas and athletic gear at all times; at least one item of apparel must bear the logo of the Raptors or Blue Jays. Chains and Axe Body Spray are mandatory accessories, as well as the cheapest item possible that bears the logo of an expensive brand. Toronto Mans use the word "bro" twice in every sentence unless they're trying to be really classy and then they say "Brother." Despite the name, Toronto Mans is probably from Mississauga.
"Hooooooly, Mo is a Toronto Mans, I hear his fam paid for his Civic."
Toronto Mans by SuburbanUrban August 15, 2021

Torionte 

The term Torionte refers to someone who is a native to the sewers of New York. This individual's favorite meal to have is pizza especially with pepperoni. Ladies also love a guy whose name is Torionte, they call daddy before he knows any of their mamas. They also have close relations to people who have the name Billy. The term at the end of their name "Onte" can be used only at the end of any word.
"Look at those people they can be so annoyingonte."

"My shigga don't be such a billyonte."

"Can I get a dollaronte?"

"My guy you are quite the Torionte!"
Torionte by Makoto Niijima June 15, 2020

torsonic polarity syndrome 

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

North Toronto C.I 

North Toronto C.I is the "private school" of public schools. 95% of the students are rich white kids that think they are "above" a private school education. Teachers don't care abt you but will still make you feel like shat if you don't do well. Well known for their hard academics and shitty ass sports teams. Majority of kids from this school wish they went to Branksome, BSS, smc, and ucc but at the same time don't want to fall to the level of paying for your grades. Most kids enjoy getting too drunk on the weekends and seshing just meters from the school. They all just want to fit in but suck very badly at it. They enjoy spending 70$ a week on lunch and ditching school 50% of the time. Nt ppl r pretty dope but feel like everyone else thinks they aren't, which is kinda true.
Girl: I go to North Toronto C.I
Guy who doesn't go to nt: I've never met anyone from there who tf r u and what is ur school
North Toronto C.I by doitforjokes January 12, 2017

toronto vag pic 

a picture of the vagina from above. a sky view
boy: "yo mami can i have a toronto vag pic?"

girl: *sends the pic through sc*
toronto vag pic by PCHL March 7, 2014
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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