Tourtoe

the long island way of saying turtle

I just saw a tourtoe at the beach.

Tourtoe by aliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 15, 2018

Tourtellot 

This interesting last name applies to people who are extremely wesome and good at tuba. They are quite the charmers and wicked smaht. Most Tourtellots reside in Pepperell, Massachusetts although there are various Tourtellots throughout the world. Tourtellots enjoy music and friends and are known for their witty sense of humor, their individualistic beliefs and actions, and their widely accepting mindset.

Kid 1: Dude, that kid's wicked good at tuba!
Kid 2: Maybe he's a Tourtellot.

Fred Phelps: I'm mad cool and gay people suck. God doesn't approve of--
Tourtellot: *beats up*
Tourtellot: Sorry.

Robot 1: NM iz such a grate skool, i luv how every1 iz lik teh same we're so c00l!!1
Robot 2: I kno me too omg i hav dat shurt!
Tourtellot: Stop being robots! Be yourself.

Tourtellot by Haha guess. January 18, 2009

Tourtext Syndrome 

Tourtext Syndrome affects the majority of youth culture, as well as cool hipsters as old as Jack Nicholson. It is characterized by texttics, which are texts "that occur intermittently and unpredictably within a body of normal texting." Tourtext's occur quite frequently, when one is either inebriated or half-asleep. These texttics frequently include obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (AKA: coprolalia texting)

Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:

1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.

I was falling in love with my newest Internet boyfiend/girlfriend until I realized, after our first date, that he/she has Tourtext Syndrome.

When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.

UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3

Tourtext Syndrome by BrunoNYLA September 14, 2009

tourtoisepenis 

The act of getting raped by a gigantic turtley animal.

Man... My mother got tourtoisepenised last night.

tourtoisepenis by Will Bozarth December 3, 2007

tourte 

Not only does tourte mean pie in French, but it is also the equivalent in slang for calling a person tasty or absolutely scrumptious. It is ONLY reserved for the hottest person.

Damn that guy must be a tourte, because I could totally eat him up.

tourte by Crunchy_door July 22, 2023

Tourterize 

The act of having your car (usually a BMW diesel or any BMW being Tourterized into a diesel) properly upgraded by Bradley Tourt.

Brad will Tourterize my BMW E70.

Tourterize by NWA_Longhorn August 29, 2022