tourte 

Not only does tourte mean pie in French, but it is also the equivalent in slang for calling a person tasty or absolutely scrumptious. It is ONLY reserved for the hottest person.

Damn that guy must be a tourte, because I could totally eat him up.

tourte by Crunchy_door July 22, 2023

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Sneezing Tourettes 

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

Sneezing Tourettes by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Liberal Tourette Syndrome 

They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .

I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.

Liberal Tourette Syndrome by Larry Horist August 19, 2014

Morning Tourette's 

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

Morning Tourette's by geodave December 21, 2013

Bar Tourettes 

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.

Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.

Bar Tourettes by will bitten June 30, 2018

computer tourettes 

This symptom occurs when a computer is too slow or crashes unexpectedly. The user of the computer becomes extremely agitated and starts madly clicking on the mouse and swearing uncontrollably.

When MS word froze, the author realized he did not save in the past 2 hours. Fearing that he would lose his work, he started to click wildly on the keyboard. When the title bar indicated (Not Responding), he suddenly developed a case of computer tourettes. Click, click %$#!@@?*&! Click, @$$!*&&$#@!

computer tourettes by La Femme Dorothy July 28, 2008