tornage

Penis that is wider than it is long.

If a penis resembles a tuna can, it's a tornage.

tornage by Kronatron May 3, 2011

tornader

Alabaman for tornado.

also shortened form "nader"

Any large swirling mass of air in the state of Alabama.

We better take shelter there's a tornader uh comin' thru the trailer park!.

tornader by thejewcanoe August 10, 2015

tonnage law

"The vessel, or vehicle with the greatest gross tonnage has the right of way."

Based in part on the navigation rule about ships restricted in ability to maneuver and how other ships need to stay away. And the reality of if there is a collision between two or more vehicles the smaller vehicles will take more damage than the larger vehicles. And that greater amount of damage is shared with the occupants of the smaller vehicle.

Smart car v. F-350 crew cab pickup. Pickup driver is shook up and possibly bruised from the airbag, they can walk away. Smart car driver is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital with multiple fractures and or internal injuries. Moral of the story, violating the tonnage law will end up in pain & suffering. Even though you may have the right to be where you are, the right will not protect you from harm.

tonnage law by Dammitmon July 10, 2011

Torange

A word that will distinguise any complication with the common myth of no word rhyming with the fruit and colour of orange.

Brian- Hey Bob, do you know any words that rhyme with orange? I'm sure door hinge doesn't count.

Bob- Well Brian, torange rhymes with orange perfectly.

Torange by Pete616 October 4, 2010

turnage 

Family name known for large dicks

Did you hear that turnage boy pierced her stomach

turnage by TCal2020 May 19, 2017

Torange

- a fit of rage

- a temper tantrum

1.Don't throw a torange, Bill!

2.If you have a torange in the store you won't get any candy.

Torange by theextratimfrommonteypython April 20, 2014

rule of tonnage 

The biggest vehicle has the right of way. If you are on a bike, you should yield to cars.

Marten used to bike, but he got smashed when he ignored the rule of tonnage.

rule of tonnage by Encanis October 2, 2009