Alabaman

A person from Alabama. Also, anything that is backwards and uneducated, like the state of Alabama itself. Alabamans suck primarily because they lack education in the three Rs: readn' riten' and rithmatic. Coincidentally, Alabamans decided that riten and rithmatic were to be spelled without the letter "W."

Cletus rarely wears shirts without grease stains and his own hillbilly name on it. He also practices domestic abuse. He must be a an Alabaman.

by Zacheryy December 12, 2006

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Alabamanism

The act of fucking a sibling like Alabamian.

Hey Cletus! Alabamanism is not legal in New Jersey.

by DaddyBarnacle January 10, 2022

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Alabaman Sandwich

Sexual move, where the uncle and father double penetrate the girl that has to be below 12 years of age. It is common in and around the Alabama area.

Girl: Hi Uncle
Uncle: Give me your asshole
Dad: Give me that pussy bitch
*Do the Alabaman Sandwich*

by Elmon11 November 14, 2018

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Alabaman Tractor

fucking your sister and cousin ferociously while you sit on your cousin's back in a crawling position with your sister keeping her legs crossed behind your back to keep a steady hold on you while you fuck her

"damn did you hear about that guy that fucked his sister and cousin?"

"yeah they did the alabaman tractor."

by Iyahxsisive November 8, 2020

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Alabaman oliver

When you go to fuck your mates girlfriend but he doesn’t have one, so you fuck his sister instead

Bloke1: Bro did you hear about ben?
Bloke2: Nah man what happened?
Bloke1: Tried to fuck my Misso but I don’t have one
Bloke2: Yeah?
Bloke1: So he fucked my sister!
Bloke2: Ah classic Alabaman Oliver

by Dappleface April 12, 2022

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