A person from Alabama. Also, anything that is backwards and uneducated, like the state of Alabama itself. Alabamans suck primarily because they lack education in the three Rs: readn' riten' and rithmatic. Coincidentally, Alabamans decided that riten and rithmatic were to be spelled without the letter "W."
Cletus rarely wears shirts without grease stains and his own hillbilly name on it. He also practices domestic abuse. He must be a an Alabaman.
by Zacheryy December 12, 2006
by DaddyBarnacle January 10, 2022
Sexual move, where the uncle and father double penetrate the girl that has to be below 12 years of age. It is common in and around the Alabama area.
by Elmon11 November 14, 2018
fucking your sister and cousin ferociously while you sit on your cousin's back in a crawling position with your sister keeping her legs crossed behind your back to keep a steady hold on you while you fuck her
"damn did you hear about that guy that fucked his sister and cousin?"
"yeah they did the alabaman tractor."
"yeah they did the alabaman tractor."
by Iyahxsisive November 08, 2020
Bloke1: Bro did you hear about ben?
Bloke2: Nah man what happened?
Bloke1: Tried to fuck my Misso but I don’t have one
Bloke2: Yeah?
Bloke1: So he fucked my sister!
Bloke2: Ah classic Alabaman Oliver
Bloke2: Nah man what happened?
Bloke1: Tried to fuck my Misso but I don’t have one
Bloke2: Yeah?
Bloke1: So he fucked my sister!
Bloke2: Ah classic Alabaman Oliver
by Dappleface April 12, 2022
The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
by Boss de la Boss March 04, 2018
A girl many consider pretty and she claims she is single, while couple cuddling her guy best friend she calls her brother.
by IDK what the hell Im here for July 19, 2023