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Kansas Tornado
When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
Related Words
tornae • Tornaey • Tornado • tornader • tornadic • Tornadoed • Tornadoey • Tornadoing • Tornado Jockey • tornado siren
Dick tornado
When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011
tornadian
A person who was born in a tornado. Usually used to insult someone, more specifically their intelligence.
tornadian by Dee to the See August 24, 2017
Happier than a tornado in a trailer park
Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"
Happier than a tornado in a trailer park by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
Tornado Bait
Tornado Bait by Shawnster April 5, 2005
Tornado of Dicks
Tornado of Dicks by lexup December 27, 2010
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