by TCal2020 May 19, 2017
A Bret Turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. He is the life of any party. He does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. Seriously, his penis is AMAZING. And he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. You are very lucky if you have come in contact with a Bret Turnage.
by iamsoawesome123 November 05, 2011
“He can Taylor Turnage anyone!”
by Bobby24325 September 28, 2021
Friend:He I heard you were with that Turnage boy last night
Me:oh yes I still feel his cum dripping in my stomach
Me:oh yes I still feel his cum dripping in my stomach
by the_boy_123 October 17, 2018
by Nastyneeder November 19, 2021
A hot guy with a nice dad bod. Definitely husband material. Sometimes full of himself, but doesn’t mean it. Has a good voice and can serenade you if needed. He’s also good with children.
by Ananamous lover girl(-; June 29, 2019