tootse

n- what you call someone; equivalent to "hunny" or "sugar"

Freddy G.- "How ya doin' tootse?"

by Tessa V. October 5, 2005

dirty tootse

A sweet fluid that magically appears when you peak over and over and finally achieve nirvana

He especially loves to condition his beard with a lot of dirty tootse

by La Bia June 5, 2021

Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

tootsit

A term of endearment similar to “cute” or “precious” like a small cat

Look at my scrunkly little tootsit he is so very lovely.

by tootsitmeowmeow June 8, 2021

tootsie nips

Nipples so long that they resemble tootsie rolls

Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!

by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013

four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.

This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.

by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

Cooter Tooter

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

by jnotosh December 8, 2010