tootles

Name: tootles Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.

Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles

tootles by Margareet April 23, 2006

Get the tootles mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Prices in USD. Free US shipping. International shipping and regional book fees are shown before payment.

tootles

god tier sloppy from an authority figure especially a teacher

person 1: yo you fuckin with that new teacher?
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn

tootles by THE content cop November 6, 2019

Get the tootles mug.

Related Words

tootles • Tootless • Plastic Tootles • Cup-O-Tootles • torque my tootles • toodles • toothless • Toothless Wonder • tontles • Toothless Sea Lion

tootles

uesed to say good bye by gay ppl who are unsure of themselves

That nerd over there jus said tootles to me! What was he thinking?!?

tootles by over and out April 16, 2004

Get the tootles mug.

Tootles

An outdated way of saying “goodbye” or “bye”.

“Tootles!” my grandma said as we left her house.

Tootles by Elong Musket June 7, 2025

Get the Tootles mug.

torque my tootles

someone is pissing you off

"stop doing that, you torque my tootles!"

torque my tootles by Dean Clower August 25, 2006

Get the torque my tootles mug.

Cup-O-Tootles

The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.

After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.

Cup-O-Tootles by robomo January 10, 2011

Get the Cup-O-Tootles mug.

Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.

Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral

Plastic Tootles by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026

Get the Pee Calculus mug.