potatoe 

The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.

<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."

potatoe by pythonspam November 7, 2003

Potatoe 

A word that can be a response to anything.

"Are you Republican or Democrat?"
"Potatoe!"

Potatoe by Yogurtland April 6, 2015

Potatoe 

Potatoe is an older but still correct spelling of the word more commonly word spelled potato. It turns out that Dan Quail and the young student were both correct in there spellings. The e at the end of potatoe was largely dropped by the end of the 20th century.

white potatoe, baked potatoe, sweet potatoe

Potatoe by crjohn March 26, 2014

Potatoe 

A retard. Someone of low intelligence. May claim higher intelligence.

You're too potatoe to communicate properly.

Potatoe by Liberty rockstar July 13, 2015

Potatoe 

a douche bag

haters gonna hate, winners gonna win, potatoes gonna potate.

Potatoe by ABYF June 9, 2011

Potatoe 

HOw idiot people spell potato!

(at a spelling bee)
"Little stupid jimmy barker spell potato"
"P O T A T O E! potato"

Potatoe by Katy June 30, 2004

Potatoe 

Someone who is incredibly sexy and desirable and that has so much potential to be anything they want and has basically the best boyfriend.

"Wow bro your girl is such a potatoe"

Potatoe by AntBanks87 November 18, 2017