Tootsen

A nickname for somebody who stinks, or smells really bad

Guy 1:ewwww do you smell that?
Guy 2 yeah i think its coming from that guy over there
Guy 1: hey TOOTSEN get some deoderant or something, you stink!

by The great stinker March 17, 2013

tootenstein

Commonly used to describe a person who walks around all day farting or "tooting".

Phil - Damn man it smells so bad in here
John - Yeah Tootenstein just walked in

Amy - Josh is such a Tootenstein! Omg, he needs to lay off the laxatives!

by erterton June 10, 2010

tootse

n- what you call someone; equivalent to "hunny" or "sugar"

Freddy G.- "How ya doin' tootse?"

by Tessa V. October 5, 2005

tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

dirty tootse

A sweet fluid that magically appears when you peak over and over and finally achieve nirvana

He especially loves to condition his beard with a lot of dirty tootse

by La Bia June 5, 2021

TOOTEN

A Lazy creature that is famous FOR OVERDRAWING ACCOUNTS AND SPEEDING. YOU DON'T WANT TO OWN ONE. IT WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOD AND DRINK ALL OF YOUR ROOT BEER. IT CAN BE FOUND SLEEPING THROUGHOUT 24.999999999 OF THE DAY AND THEN WHEN IT WAKES UP IT WON'T DECIDE TO SHOWER UNTIL .0000000000000000001 O' CLOCK AND THEN WILL WATCH TV FOR THE OTHER .0000000000000000000000001 OF THE DAY. VERY, VERY EASY TO TAKE CARE OF. JUST PROVIDE WITH A TV AND ROOT BEER AND YOU'RE SET.

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA bed YOU FUCKING TOOTEN!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

Tootenall

1. Exclamation of extreme excitement or dissapointment

2. A greeting or farwell

3. Code word among close friends

4. A state of confusion

"I just won a million dollars! TOOTENALL!"

"You just crashed into my Mercedes! TOOTENALL!"

"Talk to you later Loretta, Tootenall"

"Ah beep beep, Ah toot toot, Tootenall!"

by Rhonetta August 23, 2006