tooser

A tooser (sometimes spelled toozer) is an unfinished mod for Hearts of Iron 4 which frequently posts teasers to reddit or discord but has little to no actual content and is stuck in perpetual development hell.

Person A: "Whoah, this mod looks pretty cool!"
Person B: "Forget about it, it's just another tooser."

by 93678983453gh May 12, 2022

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Toogers

The better version of poggers

The stream chat is so toogers right now

by SBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSB December 16, 2020

Cooter Tooter

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

by jnotosh December 8, 2010

Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

ass tosser

one who participates in homosexual anal sex

Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks.

by Willy9292 January 4, 2007