Tooker

One of the most pimp gangsters from south side. likes to carry his 9 mm everywhere. gets women left and right. has loads of cash

That kid is like a Tooker.

by tookenator December 15, 2010

Tooker

“The Original Player”. Dating back to the beginning of time, there was a clan who, by no fault of their own, acquired a reputation that invariably led to the Surname, “Tooker”. Background: a “Tooker”, minding his own business, would often be innocently approached by a myriad of females, pining for romantic inclusion, thereby abandoning their current love interest. The aforementioned love interest of such yearning fräuleins would, after merely turning his head, unfailingly lose sight of his fräuline companion. After much inquisition of those in his proximity, which often contained lines such as, “Where did my woman run off to”, this individual would habitually obtain the common response, infinitely referencing a member of the “Tooker” clan, “he took her”. Ergo the surname “Tooker”.

Individual 1: Have you seen my girl?
Individual 2: Yes, he took her (Tooker).

by Tooker November 7, 2013

Tooker

A girls butt.

Damn, Ali has a nice tooker.

by rcpalmer3 October 1, 2018

tooker

a universal word

I will beat your tooker, you look like a tooker, I will tooker yo fuckin ass

by shittothefuckshit September 21, 2020

tooker

a universal definition

1. you are dumb as a tooker
2. shut your tooker ass up
3. i tookered to bits yesterday

by shittothefuckshit September 22, 2020

Tooker

Typically a girlfriend of a guy named dom, named a hoooker because of grand theft auto 5. She does spanish homework for free and used to be lonely. Her real name is taylor

Hey look at that Tooker bet she does free Spanish homework

by Realationship February 26, 2021

The Tooker Monster

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)

"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."

by haydenaltimari October 2, 2018