“The Original Player”. Dating back to the beginning of time, there was a clan who, by no fault of their own, acquired a reputation that invariably led to the Surname, “Tooker”. Background: a “Tooker”, minding his own business, would often be innocently approached by a myriad of females, pining for romantic inclusion, thereby abandoning their current love interest. The aforementioned love interest of such yearning fräuleins would, after merely turning his head, unfailingly lose sight of his fräuline companion. After much inquisition of those in his proximity, which often contained lines such as, “Where did my woman run off to”, this individual would habitually obtain the common response, infinitely referencing a member of the “Tooker” clan, “he took her”. Ergo the surname “Tooker”.
Individual 1: Have you seen my girl?
Individual 2: Yes, he took her (Tooker).
Typically a girlfriend of a guy named dom, named a hoooker because of grand theft auto 5. She does spanish homework for free and used to be lonely. Her real name is taylor
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."