Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 15, 2010

Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 15, 2010

Tooner

Martini, plain and simple...preferably with vodka.

I had several tooners before heading over to meet the ol' lady for dinner.

by billbaroo April 2, 2009

tooner

something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.

person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!

by SugaShaners June 7, 2009

tooner

A person that obsessively masturbates to Western cartoons.

Person 1: Fuck I love The Owl House, the characters are so sexy.
Person 2: Damn, you're a tooner

by uvuvuv3egveosas January 8, 2024

Tooner

An autistic Gooner that derives sexual pleasure from fictional female characters degrading the individual's autism, often associated with the autism speaks puzzle piece logo.

Daniel: I heard Chris likes cartoon women degrading his autism.

Jay: What a fucking Tooner!

by TiinToon April 8, 2025

tooner

A slur for the Splatoon 3 players.

More loosely, a slur the entire Splatoon fanbase (not as common).

Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE TOONERS GRAHHHHHH

Guy 2: KILL ALL TOONERS

by JohnMew October 11, 2022