Tooler

Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.

"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."

by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009

Tooler

A tooler is what you call a tool who uses the word tool

Hey look at that tool! his long nike socks arent even real ones like mine!

Wow dude your a tooler...

by wehttam16 October 19, 2010

tooler

someone who is extremely aggravating or a pre teen!!!

wats that tooler doing?

by katotool April 17, 2007

tooler

A person overly reliant on their tools. Someone applying learned formulas rather than actually understanding their craft.

I should have hired a graphic designer not a Photoshop tooler.

by GlowNGR January 3, 2020

tooler

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'

by the beast February 25, 2004

Five-Tooler

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.

What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt

by H2thaD May 21, 2009

Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."

Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009