tooche

A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.

Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.

by principe62 March 26, 2009

table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.

This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.

by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

Touché.

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.

Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.

by anailuJ October 4, 2006

get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

Tootheses

Multiple tooth

More then one tooth= My baby got her second tootheses.

by Angry_Raider July 20, 2012

Tengis Toucher

A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)

Who won that game of "Tengis Toucher?"

by ssofa February 1, 2022