tooched
tooched by Dank Magician December 8, 2013
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four-toothed cousin-fucker
A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
four-toothed cousin-fucker by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
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tooched • touched • torched • touched by an angel • Touched cloth • torched my shorts • touched up • Toeched • tooche • toochee
get u touched
In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!
get u touched by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006
Horse Toothed Jackass
Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.
Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack
Horse Toothed Jackass by lol*dongs October 3, 2008
silver toothed child
A bad as hell Kid who lacks any parental discipline. Will usually eat Takis or hot Cheetos with soda for breakfast, cuss non-stop, and just be bad as hell.
silver toothed child by Tf92 November 10, 2020
saber-toothed crotch cricket
saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003
torched
torched by mik3 jon3s September 13, 2005
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