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A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.
Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.
tooche by principe62 March 26, 2009
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Seattle touchee 

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
Seattle touchee by James Glenridge December 24, 2008
pronounced like TWO SHAY. Means good comeback or nice thought, often used when two people are going back and forth with insults. When someone gets burned and they dont know what to say and/or they want to compliment the burn they just got. its not the correct spelling, but its how black or mixed people spell it on facebook.
Touchee
touchee by Marladimercurio November 9, 2010
go whipe your toochie.
toochie by KraZee October 4, 2003
toochie is a word used for a very hairy vagina
toochie by Basic.Bunny February 26, 2022
A type of meter measurement used in poetry. A pair of syllables, the first stressed and the second unstressed. Much German poetry is written in trochees. The trochee's opposite is the iamb.
Each line consisted of four trochees.
trochee by Siphos August 4, 2004