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A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.
Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.
tooche by principe62 March 26, 2009
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Seattle touchee 

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
Seattle touchee by James Glenridge December 24, 2008
pronounced like TWO SHAY. Means good comeback or nice thought, often used when two people are going back and forth with insults. When someone gets burned and they dont know what to say and/or they want to compliment the burn they just got. its not the correct spelling, but its how black or mixed people spell it on facebook.
Touchee
touchee by Marladimercurio November 9, 2010
go whipe your toochie.
toochie by KraZee October 4, 2003
toochie is a word used for a very hairy vagina
yo dude last night that girl had a toochie
toochie by Basic.Bunny February 26, 2022
A type of meter measurement used in poetry. A pair of syllables, the first stressed and the second unstressed. Much German poetry is written in trochees. The trochee's opposite is the iamb.
Each line consisted of four trochees.
trochee by Siphos August 4, 2004
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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