Touche

French word for touch. Pronounced Touch-e. Originated in fencing, when one person scored a point by "touch"ing the opponent.

Touche (while fencing, the sword or eppez has "touched" the opponent thus resulting in a point.)

by DimWitt February 16, 2009

Touche

"Touché" is a french expresion, used in fencing when a vital part is touched.
"Touché", with an 'é'.

- "You get old; you have grey hair."
- "At least I'm not bald like you!"
- "Touché!"

by Made in France August 28, 2003

Touche

someone that is a tool like douche (douche bag)

That guy you were seeing was a total touche !

by r0ck5tar09 June 15, 2011

Touche

Touche; A fancy pedophile word with a bonus "e".

"The old man down the street tried to Touche my kids!"
"What the fuck is Touche!?"
"Fancy pedo language, it means touch."
"That sick fucker."

by Rapin'Babies November 14, 2011

Touche

Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.

Me: "I'm a badass"
Zumiez bro: ...
Me: Touche

by yodeling_donkey January 07, 2012

Touche

-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag

-Pronounced "Toosh"

Danny: What do you think about that guy?

Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!

by Professor69 May 03, 2011

Touche

Touche/Toulche- (Pronounced toe-chay/tol-chay) to know and be in agreement with a friend or other person(s) on a particular subject. Often used instead of "I know you know what I'm thinking and I'm thinking the same as you"

*Some one walks by that you and your best mate would both find really attractive.*

You- Touche?
Friend- Most deffinately Touche.

(Thought shared: "Man, s/he's really, really good looking" or "I'd like to tap that right, left and center.")

by Shake-The-Disease July 28, 2005