tombolo

Tombolo is an african word used to describe the first kenyan rappers from Elgeyo marakwet county for their different taste of their music, Collino Adam and Fabian Degree are the founders.

Wow i love that tombolo stuff in your music flow

by Elgeyo May 3, 2022

Tomboland

A Tomboland is a subspecies of troll, and may in fact be a distant relative to the Spiderus genum, but they are not nearly as entertaining. Whether or not a wild Tomboland is self aware of its troll like niche on the message board is still up for much debate (see: scientific). Tombolands have absolutely zero concept of grammar, and the longer they participate in a thread, the more their social and cognitive skills tend to degenerate. Tombolands usually hail from England, and have been known to try and spew about how the Queen spells words better than any Yank, an unfortunate side effect of never having been taught about the Revolutionary War in history class. Though this should not surprise anybody, as evidence suggests that Tombolands never really learned much outside of basic speech. Once a Tomobland engages in conversation, they will not stop egging on the rest of the board, creating a sort of black hole effect around the topic the sub-troll has decided to leach upon. As more people view the thread, the probability of flame war, closing, or just outright chaos approaches 1. If a Tomboland is sighted, one should report it immediately in order to prevent mass panic and just outright retardedness.

Somebody: "Dude, how are you?"
Tomboland: "No, how IS you?"
Somebody else: "Da fuck?"
Tomboland: "Shutup guyz, gut buck en topic!"
Somebody else: "Your grammar BLOWS!"
Tomboland: "Ur da wun caring on, lulz,"
Somebody: "My god..."
Somebody 3: "Still not Spiderus"
Tomboland: "Huhwhut is you talked about?"
Leonidas: "Madness..."

by Josue Guerra May 9, 2009

1am tombola

Entering the dancefloor after that time of night when all the couples have left the nightclub to see what 'minor prizes' are left to try and sleep with.

Don't worry - after the sexodus has sifted out the couples, the 1am tombola will turn up something reasonable to fuck

by Argentina Smoke October 21, 2009

DaMarcus tomblob

When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...

Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?

Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...

by elvi888 September 22, 2018

tomboo

Tomboo is the ship name between Tommyinnit and Ranboo, but that's weird..

"I love Tomboo!, they would make a good coup-"
"God, you're fucking weird

by lkaoiss October 6, 2021

Tobolose

1. to be at one with a current enviroment or situation.

2. execpting a situation as reality and dealing with it

Even with the walls crashing all around her she stayed tobolose.

by Cak4484 January 30, 2007

tómbola

The word itself is Italian and means the tumbler that is used in bingo and raffles.

By poetic extension, it is used the way Americans say "crapshoot' or "the luck of the draw' or lottery or 'numbers game'

The song "La Vida Es Una Tómbola" by Marisol and another version, for Diego Maradona, by Manu Chao is the most famous example. (Life is a raffle)

There's a line in "Evita" that goes:  "She won't help the hungry once a month at your tómbolas / she'll simply take control as / you disappear" (It's from "The Actress Hasn't Learned the Lines").

by Mrrphh June 15, 2010