A Tomboland is a subspecies of troll, and may in fact be a distant relative to the Spiderus genum, but they are not nearly as entertaining. Whether or not a wild Tomboland is self aware of its troll like niche on the message board is still up for much debate (see: scientific). Tombolands have absolutely zero concept of grammar, and the longer they participate in a thread, the more their social and cognitive skills tend to degenerate. Tombolands usually hail from England, and have been known to try and spew about how the Queen spells words better than any Yank, an unfortunate side effect of never having been taught about the Revolutionary War in history class. Though this should not surprise anybody, as evidence suggests that Tombolands never really learned much outside of basic speech. Once a Tomobland engages in conversation, they will not stop egging on the rest of the board, creating a sort of black hole effect around the topic the sub-troll has decided to leach upon. As more people view the thread, the probability of flame war, closing, or just outright chaos approaches 1. If a Tomboland is sighted, one should report it immediately in order to prevent mass panic and just outright retardedness.
Somebody: "Dude, how are you?"
Tomboland: "No, how IS you?"
Somebody else: "Da fuck?"
Tomboland: "Shutup guyz, gut buck en topic!"
Somebody else: "Your grammar BLOWS!"
Tomboland: "Ur da wun caring on, lulz,"
Somebody: "My god..."
Somebody 3: "Still not Spiderus"
Tomboland: "Huhwhut is you talked about?"
Leonidas: "Madness..."
Tomboland: "No, how IS you?"
Somebody else: "Da fuck?"
Tomboland: "Shutup guyz, gut buck en topic!"
Somebody else: "Your grammar BLOWS!"
Tomboland: "Ur da wun caring on, lulz,"
Somebody: "My god..."
Somebody 3: "Still not Spiderus"
Tomboland: "Huhwhut is you talked about?"
Leonidas: "Madness..."
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by tomhollandismyhusband December 29, 2020
Get the tomhollandsexual mug.When someone is OBSESSED with Tom Holland to the point where they WILL stalk him at places in Kingston like the mall and the Park.
Even if they live in Australia.
They would even go as far as watching Tom holland sleep after sneaking into his house like Edward Culllen does in Twilight.
And to Tom Holland fans it won't be stalkerish at all like Edward Cullen was with Bella.
Only joking but if you really think its ok to walk into someones house and watch them sleep( like A CERTAIN EDWARD CULLEN ) please seek help by going to the closest mental hospitsl near you. Thankyou.
Some symptons are high pitched screams when they hear the name tom or peter ot parker or holland or see a picture of him.
You probably know someone who is tomhollandsexual but they peobably do not admit it. If you think they like him please do not ask them if you do not want to hear their high pitched screams in your nightmares.
Also if they create something like Umbrella lip sync dance battle by Tom Holland Wednesday, please let them know it is not ok and they are not allowed under any circumstances to learn the dance.
Even if they live in Australia.
They would even go as far as watching Tom holland sleep after sneaking into his house like Edward Culllen does in Twilight.
And to Tom Holland fans it won't be stalkerish at all like Edward Cullen was with Bella.
Only joking but if you really think its ok to walk into someones house and watch them sleep( like A CERTAIN EDWARD CULLEN ) please seek help by going to the closest mental hospitsl near you. Thankyou.
Some symptons are high pitched screams when they hear the name tom or peter ot parker or holland or see a picture of him.
You probably know someone who is tomhollandsexual but they peobably do not admit it. If you think they like him please do not ask them if you do not want to hear their high pitched screams in your nightmares.
Also if they create something like Umbrella lip sync dance battle by Tom Holland Wednesday, please let them know it is not ok and they are not allowed under any circumstances to learn the dance.
Lucy: have you seen Tom Holland in the most recent Marvel Movie playing Spiderman?
Jacob: No.
Imogen: *interrupting their private conversation* I have OMG YESS TOMMMYYY!!!!!*high pitched scream*
Lucy:*whispers to Jacob* I think she's tomhollandsexual.
Thankyou and Goodnight Peeps
Jacob: No.
Imogen: *interrupting their private conversation* I have OMG YESS TOMMMYYY!!!!!*high pitched scream*
Lucy:*whispers to Jacob* I think she's tomhollandsexual.
Thankyou and Goodnight Peeps
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Dat dude ova there got Timbaland stomp last week in club becuz his dick drunk bitch wanna get at me on a real...
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Brick: I stabbed a man with a trident in the heart. There were horses and a man on fire!
Ron" I was meaning to talk to you about that... You might want to find a safe house or a close relative. You are probably wanted for murder.
Ron" I was meaning to talk to you about that... You might want to find a safe house or a close relative. You are probably wanted for murder.
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Don't worry - after the sexodus has sifted out the couples, the 1am tombola will turn up something reasonable to fuck
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