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tombardment 

Excessive commenting and liking on social networking sites.
Can we end this tombardment
tombardment by mcc100 December 11, 2011
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fecal bombardment 

The deliberate spreading of false information for the purposes of swaying public opinion or reinforcing existing beliefs. Typically, this term is used in a political or corporate context. In short, it means to "spread shit around".
The candidate engaged in a campaign of fecal bombardment in order to gain a leg up on his opponent.

After the scandal involving the board of directors, the new CEO began a policy of fecal bombardment in order to keep investors happy.
fecal bombardment by Trumplodyte December 18, 2018

The Bombardment Society 

The most attractive branch of the Moped Army, based in Cincinnati Ohio. TBS was founded in 2002 by 4 radical dudes and now it stands as the 2nd oldest branch of the Moped Army.

Each year they host a moped rally called Bomb Prom and hundreds of moped riders from across the country come to Cincinnati to party and ride mopeds.
The Bombardment Society is so attractive. Wish I was as attractive as they are.

Orbital Bombardment 

The act of commencing a high yeild military strike on a planet's surface using a satallite or spacecraft as a weapons platform.

Attacks of this manner can be noted for the ability to deliver increasingly large amounts of firepower to a surface target anywhere in the hemisphere with accuracy rivaling that of a smart-bomb due to all targets being in the Line of Sight.
These attacks are also nearly impossible to defend against, as solid projectiles must fight gravity to engage attacking ships and orbiting vessels can manuver better than ground targets. Thus dramaticly reducing the risk of the attack...

Single precision attacks are often reffered to as an orbital strike while more powerful salvo and barrage styled attacks tend to be used for leveling a metropolis or larger.

Uses of an Orbital Bombarment include Ground-Force Suppression, Instalation Neutralization, and for those of us with no reguard for civilian life... Genocide.
Enemy forces are on the move... commence orbital bombardment on these coordinets.

AERIAL BOMBARDMENT 

RELEASING SILENT GAS ON AN AIRLINER
HON I APOLOGIZE FOR MY BOUT OF AERIAL BOMBARDMENT BUT THOSE BEER AND PICKLED EGGS WERE AWESOME
AERIAL BOMBARDMENT by buckshag October 10, 2018

bombardment 

A great variation of dodgeball.
this game is played in a gym with one team on each side. Teams cosist of ten-ish people and there are 3 types "balls" used: A dodgeball, rubber air filled or foam, a "foamie" wich is a foam frizbee, and a foam, nerf style football. The object of the game is to get a football or foamie into the other teams basket without crossing the halfcourt line. The round is either won by throwing a football or foamie into the other teams basket or by getting all of the othor team out by throwing dodgeballs at them. Usualy 2 typed of dodgeballs are used, 1 or 2 small black ones and a large normal sized one. normal dodgeball rules apply for getting out. if you are hit with a ball, your out, if you catch a thrown ball, football, or foamie, the thrower is out, if you hit an opponent, anyone he has gotten out is back in, and lastly if you cross the gyms halfcourt line, youre out. the game can be really energetic, but it can be very dangerous if you are the last person left in, in wich case you can either get all the remaining opponents out, score a point with a football or foamie, or get bombarded by 5 dodgeballs, thus the name.
My elementary school gym teacher invented this game, and we played it every friday, alwayse lookin foreward to the sweet sweet bombardment, untill 6th grade when it was banned because some dumbass kid well and hurt his arm.
bombardment by jim April 8, 2006

flesh bombardment 

when a guy tries to get hard but cant quite do it yet. once that thing that triggers his boner his penus pumps out a machine gun trail of sperm all over the area within its diameter.
As soon as she walked by i had a flesh bombardment all over her face
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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