BEER

Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!

- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!

by BeerMaster November 12, 2003

BEER

what is the malted liquor
what gets you drunker quicker
what comes in bottles or in cans (beer!)
can't get enough of it (beer!)
how we really love it (beer!)
makes me think i'm a man (beer!)
i could kiss and hug it (beer!)
but i'd rather chug it (beer!)
got my belly up to here (beer!)
i could not refuse a (beer!)
i could really use a (beer!)
Beer, Beer, Beer!

by [ - stacys mom - ] October 18, 2003

BEER

the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy

I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!

by Ben Speary September 15, 2003

BEER

Beer is an alcoholic drink made out of water, yeast, water and malt. Beer has about 5% alcohol. The best beer is brewed by the Rothaus brewery in Black Forest, Germany.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

BEER

Crap that people drink gallons of so they can do crazy shit, have bad hangovers, and die of heart disease.

You see that guy who just collapsed on the sidewalk? I don't feel sorry for him. He drank like 25 1-liter glasses of beer last night.

by dj gs68 September 23, 2003

BEER

dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.

a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

BEER

a poor vodka substitute that looks like and tastes like piss (and also makes you piss a lot)

fuck i'm out of smirnoff, guess we'll have to chug some nasty ass bud lite tonight

shit i broke seal! now i'm going spend the rest of the night at the pisser, thanks to all the beer (pissing the night away..)

by b0bert March 07, 2006