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The deliberate spreading of false information for the purposes of swaying public opinion or reinforcing existing beliefs. Typically, this term is used in a political or corporate context. In short, it means to "spread shit around".
The candidate engaged in a campaign of fecal bombardment in order to gain a leg up on his opponent.

After the scandal involving the board of directors, the new CEO began a policy of fecal bombardment in order to keep investors happy.
by Trumplodyte December 18, 2018
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To fill with shit. If defecate (de-fecate) means to void of feces, then fecate must mean to fill with feces (shit).
The politician opened his mouth and fecated his supporters.
(The politician opened his mouth and filled his supporters with bull shit)

I don't have the data to properly prepare that report , but I can fecate it.
(I don't have the data to properly prepare that report, but I can give you a bunch of shit that sounds good)
by Trumplodyte December 5, 2018
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A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.
I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.
by Trumplodyte December 5, 2018
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An exclamation of bewilderment, typically used by older generations. This is a variation of the term "Oh my lord!" which in turn is a variation of "Oh my God!" which in turn is a variation of "Holy Shit!"
"Well lordy be that is sure a fine Cadillac you have there!"
by Trumplodyte April 7, 2020
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Son of the King of Whales, heir to the throne of the Ocean kingdom. President Trump met with him in 2019.
“I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales, the P.M. of the United Kingdom, the P.M. of Ireland, the President of France and the President of Poland. We talked about ‘Everything!’” - President Trump via Twitter.
by Trumplodyte June 13, 2019
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Releasing a loud, ripping fart immediately upon waking. Usually this is done while the farter is still half-asleep.
My college roommate would sound the alarm every morning around 6am.
by Trumplodyte July 5, 2019
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A bathroom prank similar to the Upper Decker, Dry Docker, and Riding the Horse Backwards, but logistically much easier. The idea here is to sit at the very front of the toilet seat, with your rectal opening just over the edge. This way, when you defecate, your feces falls just inside the front lip of the toilet bowl, leaving a brown streak on the side of the bowl. The fecal matter then "welds" to the side of the bowl, outside the water line, leaving a horrible stench and a difficult cleanup job. Because the toilet has not been altered in any way, people may assume that someone just "missed" and was not a deliberate act.

The problem with the "Upper Decker" is that most public toilets do not have an upper tank, and in private residences access to the upper tank is often difficult because of shelving, cabinetry, wall artwork, etc. If there is nothing near the toilet to hold onto, it is also difficult to balance. The problem with the dry docker is access to the shut off valve. In public restrooms this is usually not accessible. Riding the Horse Backwards makes no sense because one would have to remove his/her pants completely in order to straddle the toilet while facing the wall. Sitting up front accomplishes the same goal, but is much easier.
The employee at the sandwich shop was rude to me, so I am going to use their restroom and sit up front.
by Trumplodyte February 13, 2019
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