jim's definitions

skeg

a male who likes to suck cock
a cock sucker
a man who treats other mens genitalia as if they were lollypops.

Jeez, that guys a real SKEG!

Come and get it SKEG boy!

by Jim August 12, 2003

Upstate

Upstate is a term used by people who live in New York City or the surrounding metro area. Long Islanders and some city people consider the Northern suburbs (Westchester, Rockland) to be upstate because they are north of where they are and think thaty for some reasons the cultural and economic ties spread east. Northern suburbs consider anywhere above them to be upstate (mostyl Poughkeepsie and up). Whats funny is that people from "upstate" cities such as Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester or Buffalo have no concept of what "upstate is. Albany is the Capital District. Binghamton is the Southern Tier. Syraucse is Central New York. Rochester is near the Finger Lakes and Buffalo is in Western New York. In the end Upstate doesn't really exist and is generally a term used to imply that you live south of the area being discussed.

Everything north of Westchester is upstate (Rockland is west of Westchester bordering New Jersey and the the northern tip of Westchester is above Rockland. So Rockland is not upstate.)

by Jim October 27, 2004

Shivam

A dumb-ass kid who wears his shorts and sandels in the winter.

Why is Shivam wearing his shorts when it is 20 degrees below out?

by Jim November 11, 2003

Enron

a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.

ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.

by Jim April 15, 2006

monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

afghan tea-bag

Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!

See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger

Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003