jim's definitions

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 8, 2003

fukk

Alternate spelling of "fuck". Mainly used to beat profanity filters.

"Fukk this"

by Jim December 30, 2003

bellend

to understand the word bell end you need to know a bellend

Richard= Bell = End = bellend

bellend = richard

by jim January 27, 2004

Q45

infiniti's flagship sedan directly competing with the mercedes S class, audi A8, bmw 7 series, etc. the first generation Q (1990-1996) was equipped with a 4.5 liter V8 producing 278 bhp and had an option for a air suspension. the second generation's (1997-2001) engine was downgraded to a 4.1 liter engine producing 266hp and offered xenon headlights. the current Q (2002-present) returns with the 4.5 engine but with more output, 340hp. its also optional with 7 lens xenon headlights, heated and cooled seats, and a rear-mounted camera.

me : yo.
guy: what up?
me : nuthin.
guy: you wanna race?
me : what you got?
guy: 92 lsc. you?
me : 93 q45.
guy: o shit. im outta here.
me : peace bitch.

by Jim April 21, 2005

talongo

claping, dragging pussy lips

heather has a swaying talongo

by jim February 25, 2005

Pack

a small cellophane containing drugs. usually cocaine or amphetamines.

"It ain't even safe to sell a pack at night- pigs everywhere man"

by jim June 24, 2003

gwak

female genitals

yeah I got myself messy in her gwak

by Jim August 12, 2003