jim's definitions

nickel nine

A nickel-plated nine-millimeter semi automatic handgun often used by would be gangsters and well known rap artists.

1. Shut yo mouth foo before I bust a cap in yo ass with my nickel nine.

2. Nickel nine nigga, floss you die quicker. (Mase)

by Jim January 2, 2005

Snag

Used in reference to females

Check out those snags across the street.

by Jim September 24, 2003

tox

Ausforums username of the most respected user that also has the largest penis in the community.

Tox-rox-ur-box-in-his-sox-he-wears-jox-u-sux-cox!

by jim August 27, 2003

pakki

a punk rock outfit from california, that hates racist pig bastards that are to afraid to look at themselves in the mirror, an abbreviation for the name patrick that existed long before arab hatred.

pakki kicks ass, too bad they have to change their name so as not to be identified with a bunch of nimrods!

by jim March 24, 2004

jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.

"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"

by jim February 17, 2004

Lmtto

It is a new variation on the commonly used lmao in msn messaging. It stands for 'Laugh My Tight Toosh Off'. It is often accompanied with the tongue bearing smiley emoticon in an msn conversation and follows a humorous remark.

"Lmtto. That's the funniest thing i've ever heard."

by Jim June 18, 2006

Mambo

Something extremely gay.

Wow, that shit is fucking mambo.

by Jim March 1, 2005