A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (like moving her couch). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend zone.
John wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbital of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your boyfriend.

John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
by djsynergy September 9, 2009
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A method of shooting liquor, usually vodka, by placing a full shot glass against the orbital bone around your eye and letting the alcohol absorb through your eyeball.

While this method delivers the alcohol quickly and directly into your brain, it has a high chance of causing blindness, sometimes permanently. May also cause you to bang your sister.
I just saw my parents having sex, I need to do some orbitals.

Depth perception is for bitches, let's do orbitals!
by 4nonymo July 28, 2010
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1. Series of highways surrounding London.
2. Electronic (Not to be confused with techno) group from London, most famous for their In-Sides album.
1. I was going 200 km on the Orbital, yesternight.
2. Orbital are the best group ever.
by HuffVonKontersdorf June 9, 2005
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my favourite techno/ambient producers

orbital rule, my favourite song is either the girl with the sun in her head or spare parts express
download some orbital songs and discover pure electronic delight!
by techno May 31, 2004
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A CBR that uses two piercing holes instead of one, creating the illusion of the CBR's bead orbiting your pierced appendage.
"Are you going to get any more piercings?"
"Yeah, I'm getting an orbital next time."
by ZRG August 24, 2005
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1)Dangg that boii is orbital!
2)Ehmagawdd you guys...that was sooo orbital!!
3)Ohh look at that orbital!
by moomoox196 May 15, 2009
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Two piercings connected by one ring or CBR.
I would do anyone with an orbital.
by lizzi May 19, 2005
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