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Toilerbating 

1. Procrasterbating, on the toilet.
2. Masterbating on the toilet.
"Hey man, where's Bailey?"
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."
Toilerbating by BigJulie March 29, 2010

toiloitering 

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter
Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.
toiloitering by gordy June 3, 2007

tailormade 

An Australian slang term for a premade cigarette, usually used when your'e feeling too lazy to roll your own
"I am a lazy bastard, can I have one of your tailormades?"
tailormade by Draegath March 12, 2003

Ghetto Tailor 

The description of an article of clothing with everyday supplies patching it up.
"Hey, Did you see Alex's new Ghetto Tailor Jacket?"
"No, why?"
"He used Electrical tape to fix up those large holes."
Ghetto Tailor by Vodka Inferno March 12, 2010
A nickname supposedly given to Lance from Voltron: Legendary Defenders to commemorate his piloting skills.
"They used to call me the tailor because of how I 'thread the needle' " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Voltron: Legendary Defenders
Tailor by Keef McMullet​ July 9, 2017

tailor made

custom-made; fashioned to a particular taste or demand
My tuxedo is tailor made. I chose the color and fabric.
tailor made by G dizzle izzle February 9, 2008
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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